Enjoy fun! Digital jokes

It's Fun time  Teacher student

1.Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"

Students: "Eggs!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Students: "Homework!"



2 Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
 
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

3.After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

4.Doctor: And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith? 

Patient: Very well, I’ve been divorced for half a year now.

5.A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.”
 
Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?”

I Pad, I Pod and I paid

 If you ask me what is the most profitable business in the world is the inter net business. Charles Babbage invented  the device. Google is making money, Face book is minting money, Yahoo is pounding money. Not only that the mush room companies are by  revenue sharing making money. Some scammers are cheating innocent people and thriving on it. There is no village , no house  where there is no net. In the past people knew only about the fishing net and the mosquito net . Now even 3 year old toddler knows how to use a smart phone tune for music and fun. Look at the digital era and the fun life.

Effect Of Whatsapp On English Language

It's true! It's fun!

A psychiatrist , (a doctor dealing with psychiatricpatients ) whose mother tongue  is not English is addressing a groupof health workers , at the introduction he said, 'I am a psychiatric' there was a peel of laughter from the group as he forgot to say the word ' psychiatrist'. Did you understand the fun. No joke, it's a real incident