It's Fun time Teacher student
1.Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Students: "Homework!"
2 Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
3.After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
4.Doctor: And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith?
Patient: Very well, I’ve been divorced for half a year now.
1.Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Students: "Homework!"
2 Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
3.After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
4.Doctor: And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith?
Patient: Very well, I’ve been divorced for half a year now.
5.A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.”
Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?”
Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?”
