Digital jokes

                                            

It is really fun to know how thoughts are misinterpreted when you convey in short form. The giver thinks in a easy way expecting the recipient to understand the same way he or she thinks easy to understand

Alex sent a message to Ali:

Alex:  Following is the message :--- 

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WORKING ON MIGRATING TO NEW SERVERS. CHECK BACK WITHIN 24 HOURS.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

— Team Monetize911

Alex asked Ali " Can you reach the 911 site from your window?"

Ali said," No, I can't  my window is too small nobody can go through it"

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It Is My First Time

MY FIRST TIME

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
Without a single regret. 
I'd do it again

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I. 

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do. 

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine. 

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast. 

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart. 

And when I did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came.. 

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time

At milking a cow...
 OH how true I remember the days