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It is really fun to know how thoughts are misinterpreted when you convey in short form. The giver thinks in a easy way expecting the recipient to understand the same way he or she thinks easy to understand

Alex sent a message to Ali:

Alex:  Following is the message :--- 

Site is temporarily unavailable.

WORKING ON MIGRATING TO NEW SERVERS. CHECK BACK WITHIN 24 HOURS.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

— Team Monetize911

Alex asked Ali " Can you reach the 911 site from your window?"

Ali said," No, I can't  my window is too small nobody can go through it"

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It Is My First Time

MY FIRST TIME

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
Without a single regret. 
I'd do it again

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I. 

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do. 

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine. 

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast. 

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart. 

And when I did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came.. 

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time

At milking a cow...
 OH how true I remember the days

 

Home Hacks Simple way of making paratta

Dancing Feathers

My First Time

MY FIRST TIME.

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
Without a single regret. 
I'd do it again

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I. 

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do. 

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine. 

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast. 

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart. 

And when I did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came.. 

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time

At milking a cow...
 OH how true I remember the days

!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy fun! Digital jokes

It's Fun time  Teacher student

1.Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"

Students: "Eggs!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Students: "Homework!"



2 Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
 
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

3.After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

4.Doctor: And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith? 

Patient: Very well, I’ve been divorced for half a year now.

5.A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.”
 
Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?”

I Pad, I Pod and I paid

 If you ask me what is the most profitable business in the world is the inter net business. Charles Babbage invented  the device. Google is making money, Face book is minting money, Yahoo is pounding money. Not only that the mush room companies are by  revenue sharing making money. Some scammers are cheating innocent people and thriving on it. There is no village , no house  where there is no net. In the past people knew only about the fishing net and the mosquito net . Now even 3 year old toddler knows how to use a smart phone tune for music and fun. Look at the digital era and the fun life.